Portland Maine Co-Ed Sports and Events
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Matt Peterson
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- Raymond, ME
- United States
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Matt Peterson's Groups
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PortSports Geocachers!
27 members
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PortSports Kickball
150 members
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PortSports Adventurers
213 members
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Part Hiking, Part Treasure Hunting! Can you find a needle in a haystack? How about a film canister in a forest? Come give it a try?
A place for those playing in PortSports Co-Ed Kickball Leagues year-round!!
For questions and league information, email us at portsports@portsportsmaine.com
This is a group for people in Portland that are interested in doing events and activities in Portland Maine. It's a great place to meet new friends and take advantage of all the Adventures Maine has to offer.
Profile Information
- About Me:
- I go to USM for photography... collect a lot of different styles of music (classic rock, forms of jazz, soul, etc... a lot of 80's and 90's stuff)... read books by Morgan Llywelyn and Neil Gaiman.
I'm one of the guys in the black shirts
Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!
Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?
Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.
Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.
Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!
Phillips: Shut up, idiot!
Ham Porter: Moron!
Phillips: Scab eater!
Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!
Phillips: Pus licker!
Ham Porter: Fart smeller!
Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.
Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
Sandlot Kids: Yeah!
Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]
Phillips: What did you say?
Ham Porter: You heard me.
Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!
- Occupation
- Student/Photography
- Relationship Status:
- Single
- PortSports Events and Sports Involved In:
- Just signed up for the casual Summer Kick Ball event. Otherwise, I like to do a bit of Kayaking, Hiking, and would hope to get into Golf, Fishing... recreational stuff
Matt Peterson's Photos
Latest Activity
Preble Street Volunteering for August at Preble Street
August 1, 2010 at 12am to August 31, 2010 at 11:45pm
HUNGER DOESN'T GO ON VACATION. But many of our volunteers do.
We have hundreds of dedicated volunteers and appreciate the work they do to feed our hungry neighbors 365 days a year. But this time of year poses a challenge as many of our volunteers t…
snorkel port Day on the island. at Long island Maine
August 15, 2010 from 10am to 7:30pm
On the back side of Long Island, there is a beach where the Sand is pure white, the ocean is crystal clear. About 1500 feet away is another miscellaneous island.
In between the two islands, where NO boats are aloud, lies the most beautifulest oceani…
Cookout, Barbeque, Picnic... Frisbee, Horseshoes, Corn Hole... Beer Pong, Flip Cup, Beer Die... Luau, Fiesta, Clambake... The warm weather is coming and we are going to enjoy it!
© 2010 Created by David Surkin.
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